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why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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excuse you, sweet cold tea is where it’s at :V

I’m down with the 40 McNuggets, that’s good eatin’.

I ain’t down with the sweet tea, iced tea is best when it’s pure and not a diabetes drink.

I favor modestly-sweetened teas. If I want a giant sugar-dump, there are better things for that than tea, but I still like that little touch of sweetness in there.

Honest Tea’s “(Not Too) Sweet Tea” is about right for me, with significantly less than half the sugar by volume of most sweet teas (to say nothing of “extra sweet” teas).
The sweetness is a polite handshake rather than a full-body hug. Or a curt nod from across the room, like you get with unsweetened teas.

Though, unshockingly, the best levels of sweet tend to be found when you sweeten your tea to taste, yourself.

ARRRGH

  • My brain:

    "Hey, your nose itches!"

  • Me:

    "What? That doesn't make sense. I just got fillings in and my nose is totally numb."

  • My brain:

    "Uh, nope, pretty sure your nose itches. You should do something about that."

  • Me:

    *scratches nose* *scratches nose harder* *accomplishes nothing with a numb nose*

  • My brain:

    "Hey, you gonna get on that nose thing?"

  • Me:

    "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRAIN MY NOSE DOES NOT ITCH IT IS NUMB THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ACCOMPLISHED IN SCRATCHING IT."

  • My brain:

    "Okay, asshole, fine. Jeez. Calm down. And scratch your nose. That thing really itches."

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this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

Put Alaska Up there too for reference. This is also a great way to show the rest of the world why America is so divided. We’re really just 50+ countries crammed together pretending to be one big country.

The United STATES:
state : (/stāt/)
a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government.
Germany, Italy, and other European states

synonyms:

country, nation, land, sovereign state, nation state, kingdom, realm

That meant more back before the Civil War, when the US was something more akin to the European Union of today and people might say
"The United States are nice places to visit”
rather than the modern equivalent of
"The Unites States is a nice place to visit.”

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Yeah, it's so sad. After the mirror pond episode I was hopeful they'd tone her down a little, seeing as she was supposed to have learned a valuable lesson in it. But I guess they'd rather have the LOLSORANDOM comedy every episode instead.

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